On to the next one.

Posted in Rants on November 30, 2009 by rezinamow

If she starts ignoring your phone calls, it could be a sign. If her text messages get shorter and shorter, that could be the confirmation. If she flat out tells you she isn’t interested, guys, it’s time to bow out. SilentlyIf she’s calling the cops on you, homie, jump out of the closest window. You’re making it harder for the rest of us.

Did you see The Black Mamba today? Yeah ok, it’s the Nets. However, they are still a team of young, hungry players. 30 points, 8 rebounds, 7 assists. In 28 minutes. Men lie, women lie, numbers don’t. © S.C. 

There are only two ways this situation can end.

1) Beanie Sigel, please, for the love of hip-hop, give it up. Jay has better things to do. Read the first paragraph, it applies in this situation too.

2) Hov, please, give him a couple bars, already.

“Pull your skirt back down, grow a set men.” – Shawn Carter


A Million and one questions

Posted in Rants on November 29, 2009 by rezinamow

Why do women insist on asking so many questions? Why are they never satisfied with the answers? Why is it that when we finally tell them the truth they make us wish we had just lied?

Why are there 15 teams under .500, yet none of ’em are willing to sign Allen Iverson? What are they afraid of? Is he going to ruin team chemistry? Is his career average of 27 points per game going to hurt your chances of winning? Is he going to deter fans from buying tickets? Is there something I’m missing?

Why does track 4 off of 50 Cent’s, Before I Self Destruct album, make you want to slap somebody?