A Million and one questions

Why do women insist on asking so many questions? Why are they never satisfied with the answers? Why is it that when we finally tell them the truth they make us wish we had just lied?

Why are there 15 teams under .500, yet none of ’em are willing to sign Allen Iverson? What are they afraid of? Is he going to ruin team chemistry? Is his career average of 27 points per game going to hurt your chances of winning? Is he going to deter fans from buying tickets? Is there something I’m missing?

Why does track 4 off of 50 Cent’s, Before I Self Destruct album, make you want to slap¬†somebody?

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